Sunday, September 19, 2010

"The future fascinates me to no end" - Xulfi

interview

Xulfi is the vocalist and guitarist for the Pakistani band Call


If I could play a character in any film ever made, I would play...
Edward Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) in Shutter Island (2010). That role is a test of skills, and if I am an actor, I would like to play a character that I can be proud of portraying.

If I could collaborate with any musicians (past or present), I'd work with...
Linkin Park, as I want to feel and share the energy that they have when they perform live on stage, especially their vocalist Chester’s live performance. I would want to be a part of that energy on stage.

If I could meet one person (out of anyone that ever lived), I'd love to meet...
Albert Einstein, and I would ask him to honestly tell me if the time machine can realistically be made. I really want to travel back and forth in time. History and the future fascinate me to no end.

If I could live in another time, I'd choose...
Sometime in the future, perhaps 4010. As I said, the future fascinates me, and the fact that I won’t be able to see this deep into the future saddens me.

If I could be anything other than a musician, I'd be...
An astronomer. Stars, time, planets, existence, and reason for existence are very important questions to me. I may not be able to answer any of them even if I am an astronomer, but the search and journey for the answers might take me to a new level of understanding of everything that’s a question to me, and I so want to experience that.

If I could change one thing about the world, I’d change…
The law of gravitation, but I’d change it just for myself and a few of my friends so that we can fly at will.

If I could go back in time, I'd...
Tell my dad how much I loved him.

- Sameen Amer

The Express Tribune - 19 September, 2010

Saturday, September 11, 2010

"I don’t want to be a chocolate hero" - Atif Aslam

interview

Atif Aslam would be a philanthropist if he could be anything other than a musician/actor


If I play a character in any film ever made, I would play…
I would like to play a negative and shady character. I don’t want to be a chocolate hero, dancing around trees and boring people.

If I could collaborate with any musicians (past or present), I’d work with…
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan and Abida Perveen jee; I guess I’ll enhance my spiritual experience towards music.

If I could live in another time, I’d choose…
I would like to go to the time of Hazrat Dawoud (AS) and I’ll try to figure out how he used to communicate with birds and listen to what kind of vocals he had which inspired so many creatures.

If I could be anything other than a musician/actor, I’d be…
A philanthropist to give me a bigger reason to live.

If I had to record a cover version of i) a Pakistani, ii) an English song, I’d pick…
I have already sung Pakistani and English song covers — Dosti, Meri Hamjoliyaan, Akhiyaan Nu Rehn Dey, and Billie Jean.

If I could change one thing about the world, I’d change…
I would like to change the distribution of basic necessities of life and make them available for everyone.

If I could change one thing about myself/my life, I’d change…
I wish I could stop being careless about my health.

If I could go back in time, I’d…
I’ll go to each and every era of human civilisation to see all the revolutions that they pass through to learn more and more.

I’m looking forward to…
People’s response to the movie Bol.

- Sameen Amer

The Express Tribune - 11 September, 2010

Friday, July 09, 2010

The Story of Stories

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sto·ry (\ˈstȯr-ē\)
noun
1. history
2. an account of incidents or events; a statement regarding the facts pertinent to a situation in question; anecdote, especially an amusing one
3. a fictional narrative shorter than a novel, specifically short story; the intrigue or plot of a narrative or dramatic work
4. a widely circulated rumor
5. lie, falsehood
6. legend, romance
7. a news article or broadcast
8. matter, situation
– Merriam-Webster dictionary

Whether they’re rooted in reality or spun using the yarns of imagination, stories intersect our paths everywhere we go. Perhaps the length and depth of the word’s very definition sheds some light on the power of the concept and offers an explain as to why we can’t talk, write, or even think without telling a story. In fact, our lives are even more intertwined with stories than we may realize…

The stories in life
“The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.” – Muriel Rukeyser
No matter who we are or where we come from, stories invariably weave an intrinsic pattern into the fabric of our existence. They accompany us in various forms through our journey from start to finish. As children, we venture into fantasy worlds borrowed from the pages of fairytales or created by our parents, till we are ourselves old enough to dive into the realms that can be found on printed sheets and display screens, and travel through the lands that have been created for us by those who excelled in the art of storytelling. As we grow up, we get a chance to learn more about people through the stories they tell us: we get to know our parents by their retelling of real accounts of the mischief they got into and imaginary tales of how they were as good as gold when they were our age; we get to know our grandparents and great-grandparents and the times they lived in based on the stories that are passed on to us; and we learn to appreciate the generations that came before us by finding out about things that happened several lifetimes ago. Stories also tell us about all that is happening now, not just in the lives of the people we know, but the world at large, by giving us a current look at the globe – skewed or otherwise – and providing an approximation of what is going on in distant lands and faraway places.
It is through all these aspects that stories provide us a way of understanding who we are, where we come from and where we are going, and give us a sense of the world we live in and the people around us. And as we trace the path of our – or someone else’s – thoughts, they give us a chance to take a peek into our imaginations, express what we wish the world was (or wasn’t) like, and see how far our minds can take us.
Whether we’re watching a television series or even an advertisement, looking at a picture, listening to a song, or reading a history book, a gossip magazine, a newspaper, a best-selling fiction novel, our sibling’s secret diary, or a friend’s blog, stories are giving us a chance to learn about incidents we’ll never experience and people we’ll never meet. Yet they do much more than that, for they let us share with each other what we’re going through in our own life, for aren’t our lives nothing but a chain of interconnected stories that together form the narrative of our existence?

The stories of life
“Six billion of us walking the planet, six billion smaller worlds on the bigger one. … Six billion stories, every one an epic, full of tragedy and triumph, good and evil, despair and hope.” – Dean Koontz
Our lives may not have inspired a film or a song, or appear to be nearly as exciting as that of a character in a novel, but that does not change the fact that each and every one of us has a story, or rather a whole series of stories, that have led us to where we are now. We have a starring role in the sitcom/soap opera/dramedy of our life, while simultaneously playing supporting parts of various magnitudes in the life stories of the people we interact with – for some we’ll be the often present wingman or sidekick (or possibly even the antagonist); for others we might play a passing role and barely warrant a mention; and for the remaining we might not even make the footnote. At times we might even chose to play certain roles in order to figure out where we belong so that some day we can eventually find our happy ending.
There are tales behind our joys, sorrows, anger, despair, love, hate and a myriad of other emotions, and each experience forms a chapter or episode in our story. These tales may change meaning with time as we re-evaluate events – we may realize that the same thing that once triggered despair now elicits hope – but they will always continue to mould our lives.
And yes, all of us might not be penning our tales down and giving them the shapes of books or songs, but we are still constantly relaying our stories simply through our existence. Our story is unfolding in front of those around us, and it is being passed on to the rest of the world though our actions and words. Even the most cursory conversation we have with someone is likely to contain at least a snippet of a story. And as long as we live (and perhaps even after we’re gone) we will forever be part of stories, and will continue to send our stories out into the world and watch as they become a whisper down the lane.

The life of stories
“She realized as a girl of eight that if she sat down and wrote her stories, she could escape the parts of life she didn't like, embroider the parts she did and thus control the life she had.” – Dudley Clendinen
Whether they’re told in less than 140 characters or take over a thousand pages, stories provide a mirror to the storyteller’s thoughts and feelings. Even as they evolve with each retelling, they incorporating a part of each of the persons they travel through, and then hang around to reshape our reality. They put life in context, narrate history, and propel change in society; they help us recount our accomplishment and achievements, and give us a way to at least momentarily escape from the realities that become too harsh; and they help us connect with others, reassuring us that we’re not alone in our tribulations.
But ultimately, after we’ve defined them, they define us. Stories from our past continuously interfere with our present: they become the lenses through which we filter our worldviews – even something as seemingly innocuous as a piece of fiction can change our views and thoughts, and may even alter our perspective on our very existence; they form the unit of memories, giving us an anchor to recognize people as we file each incident in the relevant filing cabinet of our mind; and they shape our imagination, which in turn leads us to come up with even more tales. It is no wonder that very often a story has another story behind it, for it is our thoughts and dreams that lead us to parts of our imaginations we have never visited before where we stumble upon fascinating yarns that some will enjoy in solitude, while the more vocal of us will creatively transform into narratives that will be available to anyone who wishes to voyage through them.
All in all, stories become a part of us as we become a part of them, and just as they helped steer the people who came before us down the road of life, they will continue to accompany each of us on our journeys forevermore.

- By S.A.

Us Magazine, The News - July, 2010

Friday, June 11, 2010

"To make something special, you first have to believe it's special"

interview

Freestyle football has been generating a lot of interest in recent times, especially since being pushed to the fore by advertising campaigns, online video clips, and, most recently, by freestyling championships. This year, 19-year-old Areeb Iqbal got the chance to represent Pakistan at the 2010 Red Bull Street Style (RBSS) World Championships that took place in Cape Town, South Africa. The event that was held in April saw some of the world's most talented freestylists from around the globe compete for the honour. We got a chance to ask Areeb about the sport and his experience of participating in the championships; here's what he had to say:

Us: Tell Us a bit about yourself.
Areeb Iqbal: I am 19 years old and currently in my second semester of Electrical Engineering from FAST. I am a football freestyler. My hobbies are sketching, playing guitar and listening to music.

Us: When did you start freestyling? And what prompted you to take up the sport?
Areeb: I started freestyling around the end of November last year. My dream was to be a professional football player and I have been playing football since 2006 at GSA (Gulshan Soccer Academy). The pure spirit and the freedom of expressing myself through freestyling attracted me towards it; the sheer love and passion for the game increased day by day and now it's everything to me.

Us: How did you qualify for the Red Bull Street Style World Championships? How tough was the competition in the national level finals?
Areeb: I took part in the RBSS qualifications in Karachi and ultimately got selected in the top 16 of Pakistan who were to battle it out for the ultimate crown. In Pakistan's national finals, I just wanted to prove myself; it wasn't about winning or losing but rather making my mark in that historic event. The competition was really tough. My aim from the start was to entertain the judges and the audience, I tried to perform with a clear and relaxed mind without thinking of making it to the next round and that's where things got into place. I am grateful to Allah that he helped me get through it all, and my friends who were a great support at the event.

Us: How was the experience of participating in the championship that was held in South Africa?
Areeb: The event was a life changing experience. At the very start of my freestyling career, I lived the dream of practising at the biggest stage with freestyle pioneers. Five days in Cape Town was just the most amazing time of my life. The talent and skills of freestylers was double that of the previous RBSS. And it was a proud moment for me to take my nation's flag there among all the other countries.

Us: How do you feel about your performance at the event? And what did you learn from it?
Areeb: For me, representing my country and carrying Pakistan's flag around my shoulders was the proudest moment of my life. I gave it my best because at that moment it wasn't just about Areeb Iqbal, it was about who Areeb Iqbal is. But this surely isn't goodbye from my side, it's hello. Next year, I will be going back, bigger, better and stronger.

Us: How did you train for the event?
Areeb: I trained really hard for RBSS world finals after winning the national finals. I practised for around five to six hours daily, always trying to come up with something new and different, and then tried pulling it off with style and adding a flow to my tricks. I tried to move the ball and my body with the beat of the music that in turn made my technical tricks look more artistic.

Us: Did you face any difficulties while training or competing?
Areeb: Managing my studies and university life with my training was one of the biggest challenges I had to face. Along with that, I faced a whole lot of criticism from people who thought I was doing something that is not worthy. But that's how life treats us. "To make something special you first have to believe it's special." From the very start I believed in myself and this made me strive harder in my practice sessions. And I would love to thank all my friends, family and people who supported me all this time. "I'm very lucky to have wings and people to fly with."

Us: In your opinion, what importance do such events hold for our athletes and our country?
Areeb: These types of events are really good and motivating for people who are doing something extraordinary and out of the box. Still, it's hard for them to get proper recognition. Pakistan is filled with talent in every single mainstream or alternative sport. Its people have a lot of potential; there is just the need to bring such talents into the limelight. Through this, we can create a good change in the image of the Pakistanis in front of the world and represent the country's name with pride.

Us: What difference did you see/feel between Pakistan and South Africa (with respect to sports)?
Areeb: They are hosting the FIFA World Cup this year and Pakistan is not even close to that for the next 25 years or so. Athletes and sportsmen there are credited for what they are doing and they also get proper support from their government. Apart from that, each respective sport has been provided with proper facilities. Regarding the talent and skills, I think Pakistan is not behind them; it's just lacking in support and proper platform to acknowledge the talent. In the near future, I am sure we will achieve much more.

Us: What do you think of the current situation of sports in Pakistan?
Areeb: When one thinks about Pakistan and sports, the first thing that comes to one's mind is cricket, or hockey maybe. Most of the other sports are pretty much neglected in our country, which shouldn't be the case. Cricketers get a total different form of respect than footballers in our country. I think this really needs to change now. We should really think about making our country's name shine in all of the sports, not sticking to just one or two major streams.

Us: What can be done to improve the state of sports in our country, both generally and with respect to freestyle football?
Areeb: Incentives should be given by the government to provide the proper facilitation to all the sports. It can only happen through the support of the government, so that athletes can take sports as their career and move forward in it. Freestyling is at its starting stage in Pakistan and awaiting its rise. The need to acknowledge this game as a proper sport is really necessary for all the freestylers of Pakistan so that we can continue our career in freestyling and do what we love to do and make a living out of it. A separate federation or association can be made to organise all the football freestyle activities in the country. It can help the players by conducting foreign tours, and by inviting professional freestylers from across the globe to train the upcoming kids who want to learn more about this game. I am sure that freestyle is going to be really big in Pakistan one day and that day will come soon.

Us: Do you plan to continue competing?
Areeb: Definitely. Football freestyle is my passion, it's everything to me and I don't think that I am ever going to stop. I am training myself harder and harder everyday. I will go beyond the limit and train myself to the extent of conquering new and untouched boundaries of freestyling. I have a dream - 2014 Pakistan RBSS World Champion.

Us: Any message for the readers?
Areeb: If you really love something and you're proud of what you are doing, only then can you achieve it. Just be proud of who you are and always believe in yourself and in what you are doing. I just want to tell all the people aspiring for sports like freestyling to stay determined and never give up. Everything you do, do it for yourself - not for showing off in front of others, because it's not how you say it but how you do it.

- S.A

Us Magazine, The News - 11 June, 2010

Friday, May 21, 2010

Movies to watch when it's hot!

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Summer is upon us, which means it must be that time of the year again when film studios unleash their biggest blockbusters that are bound to make big bucks at the box office. The summer movie season kicked off in style earlier this month with the release of the highly anticipated Iron Man 2, and this year’s offerings are, once again, heavy on franchise fare, with a hefty supply of remakes, adaptations, and sequels lined up for our summer viewing. So ready the popcorn, and take a look at what the Hollywood machine will churn out in summer 2010:

Action
The action genres will, as usual, be heavy on franchise flicks. Other than Iron Man 2, which was the film we were most excited about this summer (and which is busy breaking box office records at the moment), there are still quite a few potential hits lined up for the coming months: Jake Gyllenhaal takes on the role of Dastan in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (May) which is loosely based on the popular video game; Western comic book antihero Jonah Hex (June) gets a big screen adaptation starring Josh Brolin and John Malkovich; and powered by a heavy dose of 80’s nostalgia The A-Team (June) returns with a cast that includes Liam Neeson and Bradley Cooper. Also awaiting release is the adaptation of comic book Scott Pilgrim in the adventure comedy Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (August); M. Night Shyamalan’s adaptation of the television series Avatar: The Last Airbender (July); and the ensemble action flick The Expendables, which stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts, Steve Austin, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger...or in short, just about everyone who’s ever been in an action film.
But there are also some films that we’re less than excited about, especially one in particular: all great movies must suffer the insult of a remake, and this year it’s The Karate Kid’s turn. And if that saddens you, then this will probably make it even worse: the new version stars producers Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's 11 year old son Jaden Smith in the lead role. Along with Jackie Chan. And it was directed by Harald Zwart; yes, he's the guy who directed The Pink Panther 2. In short, abandon all hope.

Thrillers
The neighbouring (and often disturbingly thrill-free) category of thrillers also offers a variety of flicks: there’s a sci-fi thriller in the form of the Adrien Brody and Topher Grace starring Predator sequel Predators (July); Angelina Jolie’s action thriller Salt (July); the crime thriller Takers (August) which features an ensemble cast that includes Matt Dillon, Paul Walker, Chris Brown, Idris Elba, T.I. and Zoe Saldana; and a 3-D remake of the 1978 horror thriller Piranha (August). And then there’s the film that has now taken the place vacated by Iron Man 2 as our most anticipated film of the summer: Inception (July). Inception is a "thriller about the architecture of the mind" (awesome) that stars Leonardo DiCaprio (awesome) and has been directed by Christopher Nolan (awesome). We’re overdosing on awesomeness by just thinking about it.

Animation
Two of the films that come to us this summer from the world of animation promise to reunite us with some old friends:
· Shrek Forever After: Milking a cash cow for all it’s worth, DreamWorks unleashes the fourth (and supposedly final) instalment of the Shrek series. The principle voice-cast members reprise their roles to revisit Far Far Away for yet another adventure featuring Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, and Puss in Boots, as an over-domesticated Shrek (Mike Myers) yearns for the days he felt like a real ogre, and is tricked into making a deal with Rumpelstiltskin (Walt Dohrn) that leads to consequences he did not expect. Likely to bring in the bucks when it comes out this week, even though the initial reviews so far have been far from stellar.
· Toy Story 3: The third instalment of Disney’s Toy Story series, Toy Story 3 comes out in June, nearly 15 years after the first Toy Story film, and more than 10 years after its sequel. Yet there is little doubt that Woody (Tom Hanks), Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen), and the rest of the toy gang – who, in this film, find themselves in new surroundings after Andy (John Morris), now 18, goes off to college – can still be just as lovable as they were a decade ago. Combine that with the fact that Pixar can do no wrong, and you come to the fairly safe conclusion that Toy Story 3 is very likely to be quite good.
· Despicable Me: Featuring the voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, and Julie Andrews, the very promising Despicable Me tells the story of the evil Gru (Steve Carell) who plans to steal the moon until three orphan girls make him rethink his plan. The film is set for a July release, and will potentially be worth watching (although we reserve the right to change our mind on this).

Comedy
There are various summer comedies that will be hoping they can follow in The Hangover’s footsteps and become critically and commercially successful this year. These would include the Steve Carell and Paul Rudd starring Dinner for Schmucks (July), which revisits the 1998 French black comedy The Dinner Game. Also, the 2008 hit Forgetting Sarah Marshall gets a spin-off of sorts in the form of the Russell Brand and Jonah Hill led Get Him To The Greek (June); the SNL powered action parody MacGruber (May) sees Will Forte take the sketch show character to the big screen; Drew Barrymore and Justin Long try to maintain a long-distance relationship in the rom com Going the Distance (August); and the ensemble comedy Grown Ups (June) hopes to be a treat for Adam Sandler fans, presuming they exist.
Family friendly comedies will include the film rendition of comic strip Marmaduke (June) with Owen Wilson providing the voice of the Great Dane; novel-to-screen transformation of Beverly Cleary’s Ramona and Beezus (July) starring Joey King and Selena Gomez; and the Cats & Dogs sequel The Revenge of Kitty Galore (July).
Also in store are two comedies that follow the “high profile actors + action comedy = $$” formula. One is Knight & Day (June), which stars Tom Cruise (in his first film appearance since 2008’s Valkyrie) and Cameron Diaz. The other is Killers (June), which stars Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl, a combination that screams “critical kryptonite”; we are almost excited to see how annoying this movie will inevitably be.
And finally, there’s the buddy cop comedy The Other Guys (August), which will have us trying to reconcile our love for Mark Wahlberg with absolutely no interest in watching another Will Ferrell movie ever again; we are hoping our love for Marky Mark will eventually prevail.

Drama
Drama comes to us in many forms this summer, mostly counterprogramming the films of the more high-adrenaline variety. The female demographic will be targeted with the relationship drama Eat Love Pray (August) based on Elizabeth Gilbert’s divisive memoir of the same name and starring Julia Roberts along with Javier Bardem. But before that, the summer will see the return of Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha in Sex and The City 2 (May). Everyone with a Y-chromosome – either stay far, far away or be prepared for the movie theatre to transform into your own personal hell.
The fantasy drama category offers a modern retelling of Beauty and the Beast in Beastly (July) with Vanessa Hudgens, Alex Pettyfer, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Neil Patrick Harris; and The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud’s film adaptation Charlie St. Cloud (July), which stars Zac Efron who chose this film over the remake of Footloose. And then of course there’s the much-hyped third offering in the romantic-fantasy Twilight series, Twilight Saga: Eclipse, which will generate massive hysteria from the Twilight fans and grave expressions of disappointed in the entire human race by everyone else.

And that rounds up all that Hollywood will subject us to this summer.
We will now go and developing a time machine just so we can go forward in time to when Inception is released because we’re impatient and are therefore finding the wait quite unbearable. And afterwards, maybe we can even go back in time and stop them from remaking The Karate Kid. Does anyone have a flux capacitor to spare?

- By Sameen Amer

Us Magazine, The News - 21st May, 2010

Saturday, May 15, 2010

At The Movies (V)

movie reviews

Hollywood’s book-to-film adaptation department goes into overdrive; both real and fictional characters leap from black and white pages to the big screen

Invictus
Cast: Morgan Freeman, Matt Damon
Director: Clint Eastwood
Based on a book (just like most films these days seem to be), Invictus is an adaptation of John Carlin’s Playing the Enemy: Nelson Mandela and the Game That Changed a Nation, and portrays South African President Nelson Mandela’s (Morgan Freeman) struggle to bring his country together after the fall of apartheid, with the help of the South African rugby team captain François Pienaar (Matt Damon). A showcase of both smart leadership and the power of sports to inspire and unite people, Invictus is propelled by terrific performances by Morgan Freeman (who was chosen for the role by Mandela himself) and Matt Damon, and the output is so inspiring that at times it almost becomes hard to believe that this is how it really went down!
****

The Informant!
Cast: Matt Damon, Scott Bakula, Joel McHale, Melanie Lynskey
Director: Steven Soderbergh
The story of American executive Mark Whitacre (portrayed by Matt Damon) who was the whistleblower in the lysine price-fixing conspiracy case and acted as an FBI informant from 1992 to 1995, The Informant! recounts the events detailed in Kurt Eichenwald’s 2000 book, The Informant. Based on true events, the film follows the tale of its delusional protagonist (and self-proclaimed good guy) as he struggles with a troubled relationship with the truth; his behaviour becomes more and more bizarre with every passing minute, as the film becomes increasingly amusing while you try to figure out whether he is, in fact, too smart, or just too dumb. Fascinatingly absurd, The Informant! is layered and absorbing, and a striking showcase of Matt Damon’s acting skills.
****

Julie & Julia
Cast: Meryl Streep, Amy Adams, Stanley Tucci, Chris Messina
Director: Nora Ephron
Cramming Julia Child and Julie Powell into one film is a decision that defies logic – one is a culinary legend well know to millions around the world; the other, a whiny self-obsessed cooking blogger who appears to be as boring as she is annoying. What, then, possessed someone in Hollywood to put these two women together? And how does it do justice to Julie Child – and to Meryl Streep who outdoes herself with every role she takes on? The film is based on Child’s autobiography My Life in France and Powell’s Julie/Julia Project blog-turned-book Julie & Julia: 365 Days, 524 Recipes, 1 Tiny Apartment Kitchen (in which she writes about her attempt to make all 524 recipes in the chef’s Mastering the Art of French Cooking in one year). Now, if only one could exorcise the film of the annoying Julie so that all the focus would be on Meryl Streep’s delightful depiction of Julia…oh what a film that would be.
Julie: * Julia: ****

Sherlock Holmes
Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong
Director: Guy Ritchie
The amazing Robert Downey Jr. joins the lovely Jude Law in Guy Ritchie’s revisionist take on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes, in a film that sees the legendary detective (Robert Downey Jr.) along with his trusty companion (Jude Law) unravel a Dan Brown-esque mystery that involves a black-magic practitioner’s (Mark Strong) attempts to take over the world; meanwhile, Dr Watson is itching to get married and settle down, much to Holmes despair; and of course Irene Adler (Rachel McAdams) is on hand to provide the requisite love interest angle to Holmes revamped action hero character. Two hours of action and deduction ensure, and by the time the case comes to a close, there is little doubt that another case will soon follow and you can distinctly hear the sequel bells ringing. It isn’t a masterpiece and it certainly isn’t likely to go down as a definitive classic, but it is fun…and that’s about it.
***

The Time Traveller’s Wife
Cast: Rachel McAdams, Eric Bana, Arliss Howard, Ron Livingston
Director: Robert Schwentke
What would it be like if someone had to involuntarily travel back and forth in time? If The Time Traveller’s Wife is anything to go by, it would all be pretty damn boring! At least that’s how it seems after watching The Time Traveller’s Wife, a films bereft of all that makes a movie enjoyable. Based on chick-lit writer Audrey Niffenegger’s 2003 bestseller, the film follows the story of Henry (Eric Bana), a librarian who has a genetic disorder that forces him to time travel randomly and without his control, and how this affects his relations with his wife Clare (Rachel McAdams). What results isn’t exactly a sci-fi adventure but an unconvincing romantic melodrama that is as awkward as it is bland – the script lacks mirth, the characters are charm-less, the storyline is dreary and robbed of all authentic emotions. Ultimately, the only thing the film leaves its viewers with is a strong urge to go back in time and un-watch this illogical piece of fluff. Fans of the book may be able to look at the film differently, but for the rest of us, it might be a good idea to give The Time Traveller’s Wife a miss.
*

The Blind Side
Cast: Sandra Bullock, Quinton Aaron, Tim McGraw, Kathy Bates
Director: John Lee Hancock
I have never seen an American football games, and I have no idea who Michael Oher is (or at least didn't before I saw this film). Yet I enjoyed watching The Blind Side, the story of an African American teenager (played by Quinton Aaron) who goes from being a homeless youth to a successful NFL (National Football League) player with the help of a wealthy family that takes him in and eventually adopts him. The feisty Leigh Anne Tuohy takes charge of the family as Sandra Bullock takes command of the film, steering it into the direction of a conventional feel-good sports drama that tries a little too hard to be sincere and does everything it can to tug at your emotions. The film is based on Michael Lewis’ non-fiction book The Blind Side: Evolution of a Game, and it isn’t exactly a cinematic wonder, but it is a touching story that is so sweet it is very likely to make your teeth hurt. Make a dentist appointment in advance.
***

Whip It
Cast: Ellen Page, Marcia Gay Harden, Kristen Wiig, Drew Barrymore, Juliette Lewis, Jimmy Fallon, Daniel Stern, Landon Pigg, Eve, Andrew Wilson
Director: Drew Barrymore
Based on Shauna Cross novel Derby Girl, Whip It is an enjoyable coming-of-age comedy that marks the directorial debut of Drew Barrymore. Set in a small town in Texas, the film tells the story of a teenage misfit (Ellen Page) who joins a roller derby league. A celebration of girl power, Whip It is a simple feel-good flick and an entertaining testament to Drew Barrymore’s directing chops, as it achieves exactly what it sets out to do. It may be formulaic and predictable and drenched in clichés, but it’s still fun to watch and not a bad way to spend an idle evening.
***

- By Sameen Amer

Ink Quarterly, May-Jul, 2010

Jukebox (V)

album reviews

Angels & Airwaves impress, Lifehouse bore, Ke$ha’s irreverent hits heat up the dance floor, and Emily Osment fails to establish her identity


Adam Green
Minor Love
Co-founder of the anti-folk band The Moldy Peaches (best known for their song Anyone Else But You that appeared on the soundtrack of Juno), indie musician Adam Green returns with his sixth solo album Minor Love. The singer, who has garnered comparisons to the likes of Lou Reed and Leonard Cohen, comes up with a compelling collection of slow-paced lo-fi ditties that merge simple song structures with his distinctive casual tone that, in his own words, “showcases a tender side of the often arrogant and emotionally unavailable bully/singer”. With songs like the amusing album opener Breaking Locks and The Strokes reminiscent What Makes Him Act So Bad and Goblin, the record is somewhat more mature than Adam’s previous efforts, and is surprisingly charming, and while it certainly doesn’t have universal appeal it is still very likely to be embraced by indie fans everywhere.
Highlights: What Makes Him Act So Bad, Cigarette Burns Forever

Angels & Airwaves
Love
Tom Delonge’s ambitious alt rock project Angels & Airwaves returns with their third album, Love, the follow-up to their largely ignored 2007 effort I-Empire. This time, however, the group seems to have done something right. For a start, they released the album as a free download on Modlife (modlife.com/angelsandairwaves/love) and this move can do wonders for a band’s popularity. But what they did even better was that they made an album that’s actually worth listening to. The opening instrumental Et Ducit Mundum Per Luce entices the listener to come along on the journey that unfolds into a tale of loneliness and hope (which will also be the theme that will form the basis of their upcoming Love film), and the overall sound of the album seems to have evolved from the Tom songs off the last Blink-182 record. Without a doubt this is AVA at their best, and the album is definitely worth a listen. Besides, it’s available as a free download, so there’s absolutely no reason to not give it a try!
Highlights: The Flight of Apollo, Hallucination

Boyzone
Brother
“I’ll learn to live before I die,” sings Stephen Gately at the start of Brother, Boyzone’s first new album in over a decade. The boy band’s comeback album had been highly anticipated by their old fans (even the ones who bought their first three studio albums that came out in the ‘90s and are now too embarrassed to admit it!) as well as their newer admirers who were introduced to the band’s music following their 2007 reunion. Stephen’s untimely death last year, however, had cast doubt on the band’s future. The band has chosen to persevere and completed the set they had started recording with their late member and brother to whom this effort is dedicated. With Brother, the band has adopted the same formula that helped Take That’s comeback effort (in fact some of the albums strongest offerings – like Right Here Waiting, and Nothing Without You – actually bring Take That to mind), and delivered a more mature pop album powered by melodic upbeat tunes and ballads that put Ronan Keating’s vocals to best use; Stephen’s vocals can be heard on two – Gave It All Away and Stronger – of the eleven songs on the album. Overall, it’s a solid pop record that is sure to appease the boy bands fans.
Highlights: Gave It All Away, Nothing Without You, Love Is A Hurricane, Ruby

Chester French
Love The Future
Much hyped American pop duo, and famed Harvard grads, Chester French’s debut album earned them a lot of attention after three industry heavy-weights – Kanye West, Jermaine Dupri, and Pharrell Williams – had each wanted to sign the band to their record label (the band eventually chose Pharrell’s Star Trak Entertainment). The reasons for the producers’ enthusiasm, however, aren’t readily apparent when one gives a cursory listen to Love The Future, the thirteen-track debut offering by David-Andrew Wallach and (Peaches Geldof’s ex-husband) Maxwell Drummey. Listen closely, however, and you will notice that sprinkled throughout the album are hints of what the band can potentially create. Perhaps they have tried to do too much on the album and musically stretched each song way more than they should have, because the band is at its catchy best in songs like the melodic Beach Boys-esque Fingers, the quirky Neal, and the indie-tinged gem Beneath The Veil. Hopefully on their second album, Chester French will be able build on their strengths and transform their potential into pop gold.
Highlights: Fingers, Beneath The Veil, Neal, She Loves Everybody

Emily Osment
All The Right Wrongs
Disney star (and Haley Joel Osment’s younger sister) Emily Osment has decided that she wants to sing. Not surprising, since all Disney actresses are bound to release albums of varying degrees of awfulness at some stage in their careers. What might seem different about Emily though is that, after repeatedly sighting names like Led Zeppelin and Portishead as her musical influences, the singer seems to want to break away from the teen pop genre and release an album that’s all about Rock ‘N’ Roll. Unfortunately, with All The Right Wrongs, the six-song EP that the singer had apparently been working on for more than two years, that does not happen. The set is nothing more than watered down pop rock, not unlike the work of many of her Disney peers. The closest she gets to fulfilling her pop rock dreams is on the Paramore reminiscent You Are The Only One, and much of the remaining record does nothing but disappoint. By and large, All The Right Wrongs is nothing new or different, but it will still appeal to Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato fans and her Disney fanbase. (The sporadic use of the word “damn” in her songs, however, might not please her fans’ parents!)
Highlights: You Are The Only One, I Hate The Homecoming Queen

Ke$ha
Animal
Animal is the kind of record guaranteed to tear the world of music fans in two. One group will point to it being an enjoyable dance record filled with lively pop songs. The other group will reel back in horror the moment the record starts, and run out of the room screaming and tearing their hair out soon after; how, they will wonder, can anyone listen to this garbage? Simply put, it’s the kind of album that would get an A for danceability, and an F for substance – the lyrics are crass, the vocals are indistinctive and auto-tuned, and it, by it’s very nature, is entirely disposable. Once you listen to it though, it will make you want to “wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy” and leave your mind going “blah blah blah” for the rest of the day; just don’t be too hard on yourself when that happens.
Highlights: Tik Tok, Party At A Rich Dude’s House, Backstabber

Lifehouse
Smoke & Mirrors
Lifehouse can make catchy pop songs, as they have proved a few times in the last decade since coming to the world’s attention with their hit Hanging By A Moment. Yet they just seem like another indistinctive pop-rock group that’s extremely one dimensional, and the dimension they master in isn’t particularly interesting. Which is why, to anyone but their diehard fans, Smoke & Mirrors won’t offer anything new. Still, chances are quite high that a song or two from this album will be coming to a TV series soundtrack near you very soon. The band has worked with musicians including Chris Daughtry, Richard Marx, and Kevin Rudolph on this record, but in the end it’s still the same old set of unmemorable (albeit not entirely incompetent) tracks that may be melodic and at time touching but eventually quite forgettable. Their fans, of course, will still feel the connection they have established with Jason Wade and co. over the band’s last four albums. For the rest of us though, Smoke & Mirrors IS a good pop rock album. It just that this has all been done before. Many times.
Highlights: Had Enough, By Your Side

- By Sameen Amer

Ink Quarterly - May-Jul 2010