Friday, October 15, 2010

Jukebox (VI)

album reviews

iCarly star Miranda Cosgrove makes an unremarkable debut, Hanson return with a solid pop record, while The Killers’ singer impresses with his first solo release

Brandon Flowers
Flamingo
Genre: Rock
The Killers’ frontman Brandon Flowers has embarked on a solo career with the release of his album Flamingo, a set of songs he originally wrote for his band’s next album before they decided to go on hiatus. Not surprisingly, the album – which takes its title from Flamingo Road in the singer’s hometown that is also the location of the Sam’s Town casino (which lent its name to the group’s second album) – retains the overall vibe of The Killers’ music. Flamingo includes a rueful ode to sin city in Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas, a duet with Rilo Kiley vocalist Jenny Lewis in the form of Hard Enough, and Springsteen-esque storytelling in songs like Jilted Lovers & Broken Hearts and Was It Something I Said. But the thing that makes the album particularly impressive is that, minus the filler (and there isn’t much of that), all the songs are distinctive, and while the singer has stuck to what he knows best and made an album that sounds pretty close to something The Killers would do, the record is both very listenable and enjoyable; fans, especially, will not be disappointed.
Highlights: Magdalena, Crossfire, Was It Something I Said
[3.5/5]

Eliza Doolittle
Eliza Doolittle
Genre: Pop
Released to much success in the UK, 22-year-old English singer Eliza Doolittle’s debut album is a collection of breezy summer ditties, not particularly original, but pleasant enough to warrant a listen. The bouncy soul influenced pop obviously reflects influences such as Lily Allen and Kate Nash. The songs are propelled by the singer’s lovely voice, although the jaunty melodies sometimes fall into the chasm of sameness and hence lack memorability, but the album clearly demonstrates that the young songstress offers a lot of promise. The highlight of the album is the single Pack Up; with a chorus inspired by the 1910s marching song Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit-Bag, the single is the standout track in the set, and while the rest of the album doesn’t mirror it’s strength, it does showcase the singer’s ability to produce likeable pop. It now remains to be seen whether she can build upon the strengths and work on the weaknesses when she makes her sophomore effort.
Highlights: Pack Up, Missing
[2.5/5]

Hanson
Shout It Out
Genre: Indie Pop Rock
Hanson have come a long way since the Middle of Nowhere days, when the release of MMMBop made the young band a global teen sensation. Since then, Isaac, Taylor and Zac Hanson have grown up musically, started their own record label (3CG Records), and released fairly good pop songs like Penny & Me that really ought to have garnered them more attention that they did. Now, more than a decade after hitting the mainstream, the brothers have released their eighth album, Shout It Out, a pop record that is driven by catchy hooks and ‘70s/‘80s pop sensibilities. The album includes infectious up-tempo songs, like Waiting For This and Thinkin’ ‘Bout Somethin’, that offer instant sing-along potential; however, the momentum starts fading towards the second half of the album, although it still remains quite listenable. Hanson fans, especially those who have been following the band since the beginning, will surely appreciate the band’s musical growth and enjoy this set.
Highlights: Thinkin’ ‘Bout Somethin’, Waiting For This, Kiss Me When You Come Home, Give A Little
[3/5]

Hey Monday
Beneath It All (EP)
Genre: Pop
After downsizing from an eight-song album to a six-song EP, Hey Monday have released their second offering, Beneath It All. Not so much Paramore-lite as something that would probably work if it were being marketed by Disney along with a Demi Lovato album, the band offers commercialised pop music that would be better suited to Kelly Clarkson or Hilary Duff. The upbeat sing-along pop songs are karaoke ready, even though a casual listener would have trouble distinguishing one song from another. Cassadee Pope’s vocals seem like a cross between The Veronicas and Avril Lavigne, and your response to them is likely to depend on how long it’s been since you were a tweenager.
Highlights: I Don’t Wanna Dance, Where Is My Head
[2/5]

Jason Derülo
Jason Derülo
Genre: R&B
After writing songs for the likes of Diddy and Sean Kingston, Haitian American singer, songwriter, and dancer Jason Derülo has launched his solo career with a set of songs tailor-made for Top 40 radio but bereft of any individuality. The kind of singer who likes to sing his own name at the start of his songs (for reasons best known only to him), the newcomer had a massive hit with the song Whatcha Say, the chorus of which samples Imogen Heap’s brilliant Hide and Seek which deserves a huge part of the song’s success; in fact, no other song on the album offers the same bite that Heap’s song adds to Watcha Say. The track The Sky’s The Limit, which is based on the ‘80s Irene Cara hit Flashdance…What a Feeling, offers some hope, but little else stands out on the record. The rest of the album just comes off as R&B-based dance pop, overproduced and auto-tuned to the point of indistinguishability. If he can add more of his personality to the songs and hold back on the auto-tune, then we might be on to something. Otherwise, this brand of catchy urban pop will not make him stand out in an already competitive landscape ruled by the likes of Usher, Chris Brown, and Ne-Yo.
Highlights: Whatcha Say, The Sky’s the Limit, In My Head
[2/5]

Miranda Cosgrove
Sparks Fly
Genre: Teen pop
We’ve grown accustomed to the fact that nearly every Disney starlet, no matter how vocally challenged, will try to enter the world of multi-hyphenates by adding the word “singer” to her resume. Following the same path is Nickelodeon’s Miranda Cosgrove, who you may better know as the star of iCarly or as Drake and Josh’s bratty little sister in Drake & Josh, whose debut album recently hit the shelves. The negatives would be that it is your average synthesized music that comes off as nothing more than homogenized pop fodder. But on the bright side, it’s only eight songs long, so it’s almost over even before it even begins; it’s like they knew going over half an hour would make the listeners suffer too much (although there is a deluxe edition that contains four extra tracks, but that’s clearly too many!). If you fall in the singer’s target market and/or happen to own records by Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift, then you might think differently about this album as well. As for everyone else, this is just another disposable bubblegum pop set that suffers from weak vocals and overproduction; you’re not missing anything.
[1/5]

REWIND

Pearl Jam
Backspacer (2009)
Genre: Rock
Since both defining and being defined by the grunge scene of the early 90s, Pearl Jam have continued to be a vital presence in the world of rock for over two decades. While many of their releases in the last few years have been met by a mixed response, that doesn’t come as much of a surprise considering the colossal status of the band’s early catalogue; it can’t be easy to not get weighed down under your own legacy after having released something as definitive as Ten and Vs.. With their ninth and latest offering Backspacer, PJ have produced one of their most accessible records, marrying rock with pop sensibilities. From energetic rock anthems to contemplative mid-tempo ditties and bittersweet guitar-driven musings, Vedder takes a reflective look at love and loss in the eleven songs that make up the set, and even the occasional cliché comes off as heartfelt. Overall, the album may follow a lighter approach than their earlier work, but you can tell that the band are enjoying themselves, and hopefully the listeners will enjoy it too.
Highlights: The Fixer, Just Breathe, Amongst The Waves, The End
[4.5/5]

Daniel Powter
Under The Radar (2008)
Genre: Pop Rock
Not many of us had heard of Daniel Powter prior to the release of his self-titled sophomore album in 2005, but following the success of his single Bad Day, the Canadian singer-songwriter found himself in the spotlight. Bad Day was one of the best pop songs of 2005…and then it ended up becoming one of the most annoyingly ubiquitous songs of 2006. It was played repeatedly on TV and radio, it was the elimination/send-off song in the fifth season of American Idol, and it even made an appearance in a commercial. The singles that followed it, however, couldn’t mirror the success of their predecessor and most of them failed to find home in the minds or hearts of listeners. Three years later, Daniel Powter returned with a set of catchy mid-tempo tunes and piano ballads in his third album Under The Radar. Produced by Linda Perry, the set features twelve songs, including a new version of Love You Lately (which previously appeared on his second album), and Negative Fashion (from his debut album I’m Your Betty), along with a live rendition of Bad Day. Powered by pleasant melodies, the album offers more of what made Bad Day a hit; yet, at the same time, there is something that keeps the songs from being truly memorable. The best moments come in the form of the album opener Best Of Me, the eventually-uplifting My So Called Life, and first single Next Plane Home. But as Daniel Powter sticks to the same sound throughout – which does lead him to produce a set of decent, albeit samey, pop songs – the shortfall is that the album covers familiar territory and doesn’t offer much in terms of variety.
Highlights: My So Called Life, Next Plane Home
[2.5/5]

- By Sameen Amer

Ink Magazine - Oct-Dec, 2010

The Tube (VI)

tv series reviews
 
A look at the latest seasons of some of television’s prominent sitcoms and dramedies

NEW

Cougar Town
Season 1
Cast: Courteney Cox, Christa Miller, Busy Philipps, Dan Byrd, Josh Hopkins, Ian Gomez, and Brian Van Holt
Director: Bill Lawrence
Genre: Sitcom
Courteney Cox returns to the small screen in Cougar Town, the story of a middle-aged divorcee Jules (Courteney Cox) venturing back into the world of dating while raising her teenage son Travis (Dan Byrd). The series starts with the cougar (older woman going out with younger men) premise, but soon switches gears as the protagonist’s interests land on her recently divorced neighbour Grayson (Josh Hopkins); her caustic friend Ellie (Christa Miller), Ellie’s husband Andy (Ian Gomez), giddy assistant Laurie (Busy Philipps), and ex-husband Bobby (Brian Van Holt) round up the rest of the gang. Aided by an impressive cast, and occasionally featuring guest stars such as Sheryl Crow, Scott Foley, and Lisa Kudrow, Cougar Town clearly has a certain charm about it. Yet there is something oddly frustrating about the show from its very onset, primarily rooted in the show’s premise. For one thing, there’s the whole thing regarding Jules’ neuroses about aging, which probably wouldn’t have been nearly as annoying if the character hadn’t been played by someone as gorgeous as Courteney Cox; if anyone else in their 40s had her looks and body, they certainly wouldn’t have been complaining about it. And then there’s the occasional whiff of creepiness that the sitcom gives off every now and then that might put you off. As summed up in the exchange in one of the episodes – in which Jules asks her son why he doesn’t laugh at her jokes; “because they make me sad”, he replies – unfortunately some of the viewers might have a similar reaction to some of the shows attempts at humour. Then again, it can be hard to resist Courteney Cox’s charms, so ultimately, what you feel about Cougar Town will largely depend on whether it strikes a chord with you or not.
Status: Picked up for a second season.
[2.5/5]

Glee
Season 1
Cast: Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, Chris Colfer, Jane Lynch, Matthew Morrison, Dianna Agron, Amber Riley, Mark Salling, Jenna Ushkowitz, Kevin McHale, Jayma Mays, Naya Rivera, Heather Morris, and Jessalyn Gilsig
Genre: Musical comedy drama
Last season’s biggest hit (especially among teens with Twitter accounts), Glee follows the story of William McKinley High School’s glee club New Directions, as it struggles to return to its formal glory while the club’s members – a motley crew of divas, jocks, cheerleaders, and nerds – deal with personal issues; singing and dancing ensues as the underdogs prepare to compete on the show choir circuit. In short, the show comes off as High School Musical meets 90210 by way of Camp Rock, and while it doesn’t offer much in terms of smart, it makes up for this by offering heaps of mindless fun…presuming you can ignore the implausibility of its storylines (which you almost certainly can since you probably wouldn’t have turned to a musical comedy drama if you were in search of realism in the first place). The series also features guest appearance by the likes of Idina Menzel, Kristin Chenoweth, Molly Shannon, Neil Patrick Harris, and Olivia Newton-John, and it’s mixture of pop music covers and teen drama will surely make some people absolutely love it…while the rest will hate it for pretty much the same reasons. You could look at it as a corny, predictable, over the top, tired mix of clichés, or you might see it as a show that in part lampoons teen drama and in part embraces it. But it’ll be hard to resist television’s newest guilty pleasure, especially if you fall in the show’s teenage target demographic.
Status: Picked up for a second and third season.
[3/5]

Romantically Challenged
Season 1
Cast:
Alyssa Milano, Kyle Bornheimer, Josh Lawson, and Kelly Stables
Director: James Burrows
Genre: Sitcom
Never have I been more certain of the impending demise of a TV series than I was while watching the premiere of Romantically Challenged, a sitcom following the well trodden path of a comedy centred around a group of friends who often find themselves in a coffee shop exchanging banter as a laugh track provides instant gratification to their wit. The plot, somewhat like Cougar Town, revolves around a divorced single mom Rebecca (Alyssa Milano) re-entering the world of dating, guided by her sister Lisa (Kelly Stables), and friends Perry (Kyle Bornheimer) and his roommate Shawn (Josh Lawson). Unlike Cougar Town, however, Romantically Challenged lacks humour, chemistry, and just about everything that would make a sitcom appealing; in fact, it almost makes Cougar Town look like a masterpiece in comparison. The setting is bland; the characters lack charm; the humour is scarce and forced. The material they’re provided with does a disservice to the cast, especially Kyle Bornheimer who got rave reviews for his starring role in Worst Week. And while it was clearly going for the elements that made shows like Friends a hit, Romantically Challenged just comes off as an unoriginal and predictable mess that can more aptly be described as comedically challenged. Uninspired and forgettable.
Status: Cancelled after four episodes.
[1/5]

RETURNING

The Big Bang Theory
Season 3
Cast: Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, and Kaley Cuoco
Genre: Sitcom
The brainchild of Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, The Big Bang Theory, a sitcom based on a group of socially awkward friends, wrapped up its third season a few months ago. The series chronicles the lives of experimental physicist Leonard (Johnny Galecki), his theoretical physicist roommate Sheldon (Jim Parsons), their friends, aerospace engineer Howard (Simon Helberg) and particle astrophysicist Rajesh (Kunal Nayyar), and neighbour Penny (Kaley Cuoco). But everyone who’s been following it for the last few years knows that it’s actually the Sheldon Cooper show, and at the heart of it’s success lies Jim Parsons, who just won an Emmy for the role (and seriously deserved to win, even according to Sheldon’s nemesis Wil Wheaton!). Jim Parsons continues to be amazing in the third season, and Sheldon and his fellow characters continue to be powered by a unique blend of nerd humour and clever writing; you might have to be a bit geeky to relate to it, which is why this might not appeal to everyone, but for those who are willing to embrace their inner geek and tap into the shows unique hilarity, they will find The Big Bang Theory absolutely addictive.
Status: Renewed for a fourth season.
[4/5]

Entourage
Season 6
Cast: Adrian Grenier, Kevin Connolly, Kevin Dillon, Jerry Ferrara, Jeremy Piven, Perrey Reeves, and Rex Lee
Genre: Comedy drama
Having been on the air for more than half a decade, everyone is likely to have made up their mind about Entourage, the HBO series about a young actor and his group of childhood friends as they try to make it in Hollywood. Some of us adore it; the rest can’t understand what the fuss is all about. But no matter which group you fall into, season 6 isn’t likely to change your mind. The show continues to satirize Hollywood, but the focus has shifted from Vince’s (Adrian Grenier) career to more individual storylines for the other characters – Eric (Kevin Connolly) tries to establish himself as a manager while trying to win Sloan (Emmanuelle Chriqui) back; Turtle (Jerry Ferrara), who’s seeing Jamie-Lynn Sigler, starts college; Drama (Kevin Dillon) stars in a successful TV series; Ari’s (Jeremy Piven) frustrated when his friend’s domestic issues interfere with work. Yes, this shift brings the series down, but Entourage has spent the last six years making us care about the characters, and even if it isn’t as good as it used to be, we’re too invested in the characters to give up on the show now. And yes, Jeremy Piven is still brilliant, plus there are still many amusing guest appearance (Matt Damon in the season finale particularly stands out). So while it’s a lot more fun when it concentrates on Vince and Ari, for those who have stuck with it all these years, it’s still worth a watch. (That said, season 7 seems to be going even further downhill, but we’ll talk more about that in the next issue.)
Status: Seventh season currently underway; renewed for an eighth (and supposedly final) season.
[3/5]

United States of Tara
Season 2
Cast: Toni Collette, John Corbett, Brie Larson, Keir Gilchrist, Rosemarie DeWitt, and Patton Oswalt
Genre: Comedy drama
United States of Tara, the comedy drama based around a woman who has Dissociative Identity Disorder, returned for its second season with a more stable Tara, living without any visits from her multiple personalities, although predictably it doesn’t take long for her alters to return; this time Buck, Alice, T, and Gimme are joined by Shoshana Schoenbaum (her therapist alter) and Chicken (a representation of a 5-year-old Tara), making the gang a little overwhelming. As for the rest of the family, Tara’s husband Max (John Corbett) is on a mission to renovate a house he has bought; daughter Kate (Brie Larson) finds a job and then ventures upon an unconventional side project; son Marshall (Keir Gilchrist) struggles with his identity and tries to discover who he really is; and sister Charmaine (Rosemarie DeWitt) celebrates her engagement. There are instances when the banter feels too scripted or when the premise begins to crumble, and during these times, when even the viewer can’t help but echo Charmaine’s scepticism about the validity of her sister's disorder, a lot of credit goes to Toni Collette for making the character still feel interesting, and to their credit, the rest of the cast supports her admirably, because as outrageous as the show is, it’s strength lies is making the character’s struggles feel relatable, even though the setting might not be one that any of us are actually familiar with.
Status: Picked up for a third season.
[3/5]

- By Sameen Amer

Ink Magazine - Oct-Dec, 2010

The Game Zone (VI)

video game reviews

Video games that you'll regret you missed...or maybe not!

Dragon Age: Origins
Platforms: PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Microsoft Windows, and Mac OS X
Dragon Age: Origins, the recent release from BioWare (the company best known for creating classics like Baldur’s Gate and Mass Effect), is based on the standard premise of dark forces threatening the world while you, the hero, find a way to defeat them. The single-player role-playing game takes you into an imaginative fantasy world where your choices help lay down the route you will follow as you fight evil creatures and seek hidden treasures to fulfil your quest. Set in the mythical land of Thedas, where once every few hundred years a demon army rises from the underworld and tries to take over the world, the ancient legendary order of the Grey Wardens must fulfil the task of driving the demons back; you, the player, become a part of that order and must unite the elves, dwarves, mages and humans to gather an army powerful enough to fight back the demons. The gameplay is fairly complex and requires many tactical decisions, including which character to use when, and while the environment is a little bland and the graphics aren’t exactly stunning, the interesting storyline and characters will still keep you enthralled and the game is sure to keep you occupied for hours (even though you might face some issues if you’re playing on a console, as some tasks require complex button combinations to accomplish). It could take you as many as 50+ hours to complete the game the first time round; also, as the game changes based on your decisions and how you play, it has a high replay value, and you might enjoy it even more when you’re playing it for the second time.
[4/5]

Fallout 3
Platforms: PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and Microsoft Windows
A decade after the release of Fallout 2, Bethesda Game Studios unleashed Fallout 3, the post-apocalyptic action role-playing game set in 2277, that sees the player living in a survival shelter following a nuclear war. After his father’s mysterious disappearance, the player must leave the safety of the vault and journey through the ruins of what was once Washington D.C. to search for his father, unravelling clues and dealing with mutants and other brutal creatures while performing various side missions along the way. The story is captivating, the combat system is brilliant, and every mission in the game is different which keeps Fallout 3 from feeling repetitive. There is a lot of variation between different areas and cities, and you can explore what you want and move around in the world freely, which gives the game a more realistic feel. Also, the side missions are awesome; we only wish there could’ve been more of them!
[5/5]

LittleBigPlanet
Platform: PlayStation 3
Media Molecule’s LittleBigPlanet is a platformer video game that also works as a social game you can play with your friends and other LBP players online. The game puts you in control of a little character called Sackboy or Sackgirl, and you travel around in a fun-filled world and do missions in areas that are based on different parts of the globe. On your journey, you can also collect things that you can use to customize the looks of your character, changing its appearance as you please. If it’s brief story leaves you wanting more, you’re given the chance to use your imagination and build your own levels; the levels you make can also be made accessible online, so anyone can play a level you have created and vice versa; players have even created levels based on classic platform games using the LBP elements. The game lets you unleash your creativity (since you can build your own levels and decorate your Sackperson, box and landscape) and also doubles as a fun game to play with friends (you can cooperate with others to get your Sackperson through the levels). And it’s a game that suits all audiences; kids can enjoy the game’s playful look and run around in the fantasy world, while more advanced players can play and create more challenging levels. Yes, the main story feels a bit short, but the game makes up for that through it’s use of imagination and humour, and absolutely amazing graphics.
[4/5]

Midnight Club: Los Angeles
Platforms: PlayStation 3, PlayStation Portable, and Xbox 360
The fourth game in the Midnight Club series, Midnight Club: Los Angeles is a street racing game based in, as its name suggests, the streets of Los Angeles. The main goal of the player is to drive around LA and participate in different street races; the more races you win, the better reputation you gain, which in turn will lead you to bigger contests and more prize money. You can participate in different kinds of races, including tournaments, pink slip races and freeway races, and choose between a wide variety of cars and motorcycles; you can also customize your vehicle and buy upgrades for it with the money you have won. But while all the races are of varying difficulties, they’re still too similar and don’t offer enough variation to keep the game fresh, and combined with the fact that there are already various other similar street racing games, Midnight Club: Los Angeles doesn’t really offer anything new. For a game coming from Rock Star Games, a company known for pushing the limits in gaming, you would expect something different, but there isn’t much that is unique or innovative about this game. Overall, Midnight Club: Los Angeles is a decent racing game with stunning visuals and a lot of vehicle choices, but chances are you might get bored with it after a little while.
[2.5/5]

The Uncharted Series – Uncharted: Drake's Fortune and Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Platform: PlayStation 3
Treasure hunter Nathan Drake travels around the world to search for lost treasures in the Uncharted series, a set of action-adventure third-person shooter games that bring the Indiana Jones style to mind. The player seeks the treasure of El Dorado in the first game, Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune, while the second game, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, takes Nathan on a quest to find Marco Polo’s lost treasure. The games aren’t very long and you’ll probably be able to finish them fairly quickly, but on the whole Uncharted is an enjoyable adventure series that merges good treasure hunting stories with action elements, like jumping over cliffs, avoiding snipers, and solving mysteries; plus Uncharted 2 is a great multiplayer game and is fun to play online.
[3.5/5]

- By Daniel & Sam

Ink Magazine, Oct-Dec, 2010

Collaborate

web-based collaborative tools

“In the long history of humankind (and animal kind, too) those who learned to collaborate and improvise most effectively have prevailed”Charles Darwin

The importance of teamwork is instilled in all of us as part of our education with a seemingly endless barrage of group work and team assignments, and the concept of collaboration usually follows us into our work lives, playing an intrinsic role in almost everything we do. Whether we have to work on a school project, a college research paper, or even a work assignment, chances are we will, at some point, want (or need) to collaborate with our class-fellows or colleagues. The powers of technology have made it possible for such collaboration to take place without the need to be at the same location, and various browser-based tools are making such collaboration even easier: no need to shuffle emails and messages back and forth; no need to install additional software; you don’t even have to sign up or create an account (although you have that option if you want to save your data online and use advanced features). And while you can always use Google Docs for this purpose, there are various standalone web-based services if you’d rather use something that doesn’t plug into Google. So if you have to write a group report, plan a meeting with co-workers, figure out the best route for a carpool, or even doodle with your friends just for fun, the following tools might be a good place to start:

1. iEtherPad (www.ietherpad.com): Based on the EtherPad software, iEtherPad is a web-based word processor that allows multiple people to work on the same document simultaneously, instantaneously showing the changes that are made by any of the users. The service is extremely easy to use; simply open the website, start a public notepad right away, and invite your friends or colleagues to join in; you can also import your existing documents to iEtherPad, and export the final version and save it to your computer. If you want to share your documents privately within your team, then you can start a secure pad and create a password-protected team site to keep track of your documents.

2. Twiddla (www.twiddla.com): Twiddla describes itself as a web-based “meeting playground” and lets users brainstorm on a background of their choice, which can range from a blank canvas to a website, graphic, or photo. The website requires no plug-ins or downloads, lets you get right to work, and allows you to productively work with your friends without any hassle.

3. Stixy (www.stixy.com): Stixy offers users an unlimited number of shareable Web-based bulletin boards (called Stixyboards) that let you organize your information. The website allows you to create tasks, appointments, notes, and bookmarks on your Stixyboards, and also add photos and documents using the drag and drop widgets. You can make your Stixyboard public and accessible by anyone anywhere, or share your boards with your friends only and give full or limited access to your colleagues as required.

- By Sameen Amer

Ink Magazine - Oct-Dec, 2010

Sunday, October 10, 2010

"I would like to live as US President for a week" - Nomi Qamar

interview

Nomi Qamar was one of Pakistan's top male models and runs his own production company

If I could live in another time, I'd choose...
I would choose to live in the time of the Romans, because I’m fascinated by the grandeur of their culture and architecture. I love the attire and costumes and the real image of a strong male.

If I had a week to live, I would…
Live as the President of the USA, and fix a few things possible only in such a position.

If I could go anywhere in the world, I’d pick…
Rome.

If I could make everyone watch a movie, it would be…
Bheja Fry. I’m a big fan of the main character.

If I had one wish, I’d wish for…
I would wish for a stable, respectful, and united Pakistan.

If I could destroy the master copy of any song so that nobody could listen to it again, I would pick...
Hawa Hawa by Hassan Jahangir and It Must Have Been Love by Roxette.

If I could bring back any cancelled TV show, I would choose...
50/50 and Prison Break.

If I had a million dollars, I would…
Go on a seven star VIP expensive vacation with my wife, with all the parties and drugs sorted in advance.

If I could change one thing about myself/my life, I’d change…
My carelessness.

I’m looking forward to…
I don’t look forward…I plan and execute it.

- Sameen Amer

The Express Tribune - 10 October, 2010

Sunday, October 03, 2010

"I wish to be the biggest rock star of all time" - Naukhez Javed

interview

Naukhez Javed is the vocalist for the Pakistani band Inteha

If I could change one thing about the world, I’d change…
Racism, because we are all created by Almighty Allah; we breathe, we walk, we eat, we think, we function the same way – then why have we created racial differences?

If I had one wish, I’d wish…
I’d wish to be the biggest rock star of all time.

If I could collaborate with any musicians (past or present), I’d work with…
Nazia and Zoheb – I grew up listening to them.

If I had to record the cover version of any song, I’d pick…
Lithium by Nirvana, as to me it is the best rock song.

If I could have a super power, I’d choose…
X-ray vision and mind reading, so that I can read and judge people (because I am very bad at judging people).

If I could go anywhere in the world, I’d pick…
Las Vegas, because I love the city – casinos, money, girls, cars…what else can one want?

If I could make everyone watch a movie, it would be…
Andaz Apna Apna. It is my favourite movie of all time. I think I have watched it over a hundred times; I even remember its dialogues!

If I could only eat one dish for the rest of my life, I’d want….
Aalo gosht with rice. My mum is the best cook and I just can’t stop loving it.

If I had a million dollars, I would…
A million? That’s it? I already have this much, give me some more…

I’m looking forward to…
The release of my band’s second album, Inteha-e-Rock, which will be released at the end of this year, and I am dead sure it will make history.

- Sameen Amer

The Express Tribune - 3 October, 2010

Sunday, September 26, 2010

"I'm looking forward to taking over the House of Chanel" - Sanam Agha

interview

Sanam Agha is a VJ turned model cum fashion designer


If I could play a character in any film ever made, I would play...
Elizabeth Taylor’s character Maggie in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958).

If I could meet one person (out of anyone that ever lived), I'd love to meet...
Nani’s (maternal grandmother’s) parents.

If I could live in another time, I'd choose...
The 1940s.

If I could be anything other than a designer/actor, I'd be...
A sculptor/painter.

If I could dress any celebrity, I would choose...
Johnny Depp.

If I could collaborate with any musicians (past or present), I’d work with…
David Bowie.

If I had to record a cover version of any song, I'd pick...
Come Together by The Beatles.

If I could be present at an historic event, it would be…
Fall of the Berlin Wall

If I could change one thing about the world, I’d change…
The politicians.

If I could change one thing about myself/my life, I’d change…
I would find an immortality pill and give it to all my loved ones. That is all.

I'm looking forward to...
Taking over the House of Chanel and converting it into the House of Sanam (cunning plan).

- Sameen Amer

The Express Tribune - 26 September, 2010