Friday, April 12, 2019

The Lion King 2.0 - because we can't resist Disney's evil sorcery

trailer review


Me: These live-action adaptations of animated classics are such a racket. Disney is basically reselling us the same story with these pointless remakes, because why would they spend time and energy on creativity and new ideas when they can just use the powers of nostalgia to manipulate us into giving them all our hard earned money? Shame on you, Disney!

Also me: OMG! THE TRAILER FOR THE LION KING LIVE-ACTION ADAPTATION IS STUNNING! AND LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE SIMBA IS! AND TIMON AND PUMBAA! AND MUFASA! OH THE NOSTALGIA! HERE, TAKE ALL MY MONEY, DISNEY!

So clearly my mind is now at war with itself. Thanks a bunch, Disney!

Really though, as easy as it may be to fall for the nostalgic draw of re-experiencing a beloved adventure so many of us grew up with, it’s still hard to deny that the critique the clip has been receiving is very valid.

What exactly will we gain with this live-action revisit … which technically isn’t “live-action” anyway, because unless Disney actually managed to train a whole jungle-full of animals to perform complex on-demand acting, everything is basically still animated, only more realistically.

And granted that Disney’s artists have clearly done an incredible job with the CGI, how are they going to translate the personality of vivid, vibrant cartoon characters into hyper-realistic animals? Are we heading for a clash between design and substance?

Watch one of the shot-for-shot comparison videos that nifty users have created – there is no shortage of said clips on Twitter – and you’ll see that the 1994 version is brighter, more colourful, with more expressive characters, while the 2019 version looks darker, more subdued.


The look and feel would have seemed remarkable if this were an original movie. Plus seeing how lifelike the animals are, it might have been even more compelling – albeit significantly less marketable – if the animals didn’t have celebrity voices and rather didn’t talk altogether. Instead the studio has assembled a star studded voice cast, including Donald Glover (Simba), Seth Rogen (Pumbaa), Billy Eichner (Timon), Chiwetel Ejiofor (Scar), and BeyoncĂ© (Nala), because these big names will surely get the film more attention.

And let’s be real – this project wasn’t greenlit with the intention of creating art but with the hopes of making a ton of money, which it will, because we can’t resist Disney’s evil sorcery.

Yes it seems inessential, and yes we still can’t wait to see it.

Prepare to watch Mufasa die all over again in excruciatingly realistic 3D CGI when The Lion King remake arrive in cinemas this summer. The film is slated for a July 19 release.

- Sameen Amer

The Express Tribune Blog - 12th April, 2019 *

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